Hello. It’s what people say isn’t it? Don’t eat cheese before sleeping, it gives you nightmares. There’s very little scientific proof to back this up, but earlier, I must confess to a very macabre dream after eating a cheese and tomato pizza.
It was a weird one. Lots of dark forests, Russian gangsters and threats of death going on. All because of a bloody pizza. Just spicing up a fairly low key sort of day. Unorthodox should be my middle name.
Sleep well, and don’t have any cheese.
Allen Unorthodox Brooks